Wednesday, February 4, 2009

What I'm Drinking

WHITE MONGOLIAN
1 part vodka
1 part kahlua
1 part soy milk

I'm lactose intolerant yet I love this drink. I like to tell myself it's because I'm a hipster, though it's primarily just trailer trash. But it's cheap and it's comfortable, like that one "boyfriend" (I've never had a real boyfriend) I once had a long long time ago who taught me to smoke and have sex and I loved him just because he bought me sushi when I was really drunk one night. White Mongolians (politically incorrect term perhaps, but statistically Asians are lactose intolerant more often than any other race) are my drink that is too comfortable to let go.

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